are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
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wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you guys a lot
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i think this is my favorite description of harry ever
A fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that’s just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it’s a joke.